Season Two

Golf all winter.
Only one takes the trophy.

13 weeks of golf on the simulator while it rains outside. Tee off early October 2026.

Register — $200. Limited Spots How it works

What to expect

Fake Grass. Real competition.

01

Weekly rounds

One round a week, every week, for 13 weeks. Miss a week? Life happens — makeup rounds can be arranged.

02

Groups of 4

You play in a foursome. Trash talk is encouraged.

03

Season standings

Every round counts. Standings update weekly.

04

All skill levels

Still learning the game? A weekly round is the easiest way to stay in practice all winter instead of losing your swing by spring.

05

Holiday breaks

The schedule pauses for holidays. Eat the turkey. Open the presents. Then get back to the tee.

06

A champion crowned

Someone wins this thing and doesn't shut up about it. Right now that's Vlad — and the man earned every bit of it.

How the season plays out
Weeks 1–10

9 holes a week, points-based scoring. These are placement games — every round shapes where you land.

Weeks 11–13

9 holes, stroke play with strokes given. The top 4 players punch their ticket to the finals.

Finals

18 holes, stroke play. Cash prizes and a custom trophy on the line.

Season & price

The details, straight up

  • Tees off early October 2026 and runs about 13 weeks, with breaks on holidays.
  • Individual play — your score, your standings, your glory. Rounds played in groups of 4.
  • Played indoors on a golf simulator in West Salem, Oregon. Rain can do whatever it wants.
  • Spots are limited — the sim only holds so many tee times a week. Register early.
Season entry
$200
per player, all-in
  • All 13 weeks of league play
  • Weekly tee time in your foursome
  • Drinks and snacks included
  • A shot at the title
Lock in my spot

Reigning champion

The name on the trophy

2025 Season Champion
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Vlad Chekhov

Climbed the ranks in the last 2 weeks for the win. Are we surprised?

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Think you can take it from him?

Registration

Three steps. Then it's official.

1. You
2. Your game
3. Confirm

Who's playing?

Basics first, so we know who to put on the scoreboard.

Fill in all three fields — a real email included.

About your game

If you have a group/buddy, be sure to coordinate and submit the same preferred times.

Yikes! I hope you win!

Enter your handicap and pick a preferred night.

Look it over, then send it

Here's what you're submitting:

    Payment: your spot is confirmed once the $200 entry is paid. After you submit, you'll get payment details by email — nothing is charged on this site.
    Heads up: the simulator does not support lefties. Sorry weirdos.

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    You're on the tee sheet.

    Check your email for payment details and next steps.
    See you in October.